Ogden Nash's "Parents Keep Out"

1 The Dog/The Kitten/The Pig/The Cow/The Calf 1:15

2 The Poultries:The Turkey/The Duck/The Gander/The Canary/The Carcajou and the Kincajou/The Sea-Gull 2:05

3 The Fly/The Termite/The Firefly/The Caterpillar/The Centipede 1:33

4 The Rabbits/The Shrew/The Squirrel/The Lamb 1:01

5 The Guppy/The Jellyfish/The Eel/The Axolotl/The Octopus 1:08

6 The Turtle/The Skink/The Shrimp 0:51

7 The Camel/The Rhinoceros/The Panther/The Hippopotamus 1:07

8 An Introduction to Dogs 1:07

9 Please Pass the Biscuit 1:00

10 The Boy Who Laughed at Santa Claus 2:55

11 The Absentees: Celery/The Cantaloupe 0:41

12 After the Christening 1:49

13 The Germ/Experiment Degustatory 0:48

14 The Purist 0:27

15 My Child Is Phlegmatic 1:11

16 Pediatric Reflection:Reflection on Babies/Grandpa Is Ashamed 0:20

17 Taboo to Boot 0:57

18 Children's Party 1:30

19 A Child's Guide to Parents 1:24

20 I Will Arise and Go Now 0:59

21 Don't Be Cross Amanda 1:06

22 The Buses Headed for Scranton 1:15

23 The Strange Case of Mr Donnybrook's Boredom 2:12

24 The Hunter 0:21